Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
my poor anus
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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