I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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