Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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