Buhtt sex?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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