His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think he's only dating me for my ass...