how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.