Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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