I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We're too hungover to prance.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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