I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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