We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The power of my boobs compel you
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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