He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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