We're like a lot better than the average bears
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
wow bdsm is so cute
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