So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
