so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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