Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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