I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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