well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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