I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I enjoy the company of your penis
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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