Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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