a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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