I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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