Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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