the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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