My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
