I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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