do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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