What did we do last night that was yellow?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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