yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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