real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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