I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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