Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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