discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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