And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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