I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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