and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just pee around me
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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