im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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