I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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