I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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