Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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