Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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