I feel great
I just peed on a car
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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