What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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