**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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