It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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