Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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