I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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