Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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