Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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