This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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