Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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