yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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