we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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