worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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