Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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