why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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