They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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