idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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