I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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