Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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